Ghosts Want You Dead!: A Dark Shadows Viewing Podcast
Instead of watching the world burn, we are watching the entirety of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows.
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10 hours ago
10 hours ago
51 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew discuss episodes 227-230 of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows. Digressions include, reddit roundup of happenings at the Dark Shadows 60th Anniversary celebration and final festival held in LA last weekend, and fan theorizing about pretty inconsequential plot elements. We cover one less episode this week, but somehow talk just as much. How could that be?
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Jul 27, 2026
Jul 27, 2026
56 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew talk about episodes 221-225/226 of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows. Dark Shadows Bluray on the way! 60th Anniversary gathering in LA next weekend! Surprisingly busy news week for a 60 year old soap opera!
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Jul 21, 2026
Jul 21, 2026
26 min
It's already over! Matthew recaps the finale before discussing it with Rebekah, who has a nasty summer cold. Join us one last time to thirst after Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid, to lovingly complain about the show, and compare with and/or spoil things from the novels. This has been fun, and we hope you stick with us for Dark Shadows.
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Jul 20, 2026
Jul 20, 2026
53 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew discuss episodes 216-220 of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows. Digressions include gay vampires, still harping on the Laura Collins storyline, and poop lettuce. Join us tomorrow to discuss the finale of AMC's The Vampire Lestat! On our pretentiously named book club, Tome Troupe (on Patreon) we're discussing the source novel this month!
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Jul 14, 2026
Jul 14, 2026
26 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew deliver a bite sized recap and discussion of episode 6 of AMC's The Vampire Lestat: Montreal. Tons of books spoilers, proceed at your own risk. Next week is the finale, already! We have a substitute queer coded TV vampire for you. Check out Dark Shadows, our regular subject. The vampire stuff starts on Dark Shadows episode 211, or Ghosts Want You Dead episode 43. To catch up before joining, listen to 42.5, or watch the youtube video linked below.
Dark Shadows "The Beginning" Explained
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Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
44 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew explain the fact that on streamers, everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows, is divided into "Dark Shadows: The Beginning" which is episodes 1-210 and "Dark Shadows" which 211-1245. Some folks prefer to start at episode 211, where things get decidedly spookier. If that's you, or, like us, you accidentally started at 211 and thought "Who are these people and what the hell is happening?" listen to this, or better yet, watch the video on Youtube or our Patreon to see the slide show and our ugly mugs. We'll get you all caught up and ready for Hot Vampire Summer TM.
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Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
33 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew discuss episodes 211-215 of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows. We're trying a different approach, which resulted in about half of the run time of our usual episodes. We think it was a mistake, but do let us know what you think.
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Jul 7, 2026
Jul 7, 2026
20 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew offer a bite-sized (see what we did there?) recap and discussion of episode 5 of AMC's The Vampire Lestat. This season is drawing to a close, with only two episodes left. Worried you'll miss your TV vampires? Join us for our weekly Dark Shadows recap and discussion, where things are just getting vampire-y!
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Jul 6, 2026
Jul 6, 2026
49 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew discuss episodes 206-210 of everyone's favorite spooky sixties soap, Dark Shadows. We've reached the end of the "The Beginning" episodes, so depending on your streamer, we're on to just "Dark Shadows"! Hot Vampire Summer TM is upon us! Join us next week for a giant bonus episode recapping the first 210, and our next regular weekly episode covering 211-215.
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Jun 30, 2026
Jun 30, 2026
26 min
In which Rebekah and Matthew take a break from their regular Dark Shadows recaps/discussions to talk about episode four of AMC's The Vampire Lestat. Novel and show differences, frequent thirsting after Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson. Hot Vampire Summer TM is upon us!
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